Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Santa Writes Back to Women on the Naughty List

Letter 7: “The Fired Door Dash Girl”

Dear Santa,

I don’t even know why I’m being punished this year. I was just doing my job and somehow got

fired and attacked online for nothing. I delivered an order, and something weird happened, but

instead of anyone supporting me, people are treating me like the villain.

I thought I was helping — I really did. But everyone twisted the story and made me look terrible.

I just want my job back, my reputation fixed, and maybe a little Christmas kindness.

Love,

~ Sara

Santa’s Reply

Dear Sara,

I’ve looked into your case, and I see what happened. Let’s unwrap it carefully, shall we? You

had clear instructions: leave the food at the door. Instead of doing that, you crossed a boundary.

You saw the man on the couch, unclothed and unaware. Instead of quietly backing away and

reporting it through the proper channels, you took a picture of him and posted it to social media,

and told everyone you were s#xually assaulted.

You’re not the victim, you’re the villain. No one told you to enter or take photos. No matter what

you saw, you had no right to expose another person like that.

Imagine if the situation were reversed: A male delivery driver found a woman naked on her

couch, took a picture, and posted it online. Would anyone call the man a victim? Of course not.

So here’s what I’m leaving in your stocking this year: A little humility, a dash of empathy,

and a strong reminder that “leave it at the door” means exactly what it says.

— Santa